October 21 + 206502
i’m having a hard time believing that younger children are not perpetually drunk
Look at how slow and not panicked the pan down of the camera is. This leads me to believe that, assuming the camera person is this kid’s parent, they have 1.) Had like six kids and are accustomed to the durability of small humans or 2.) This is status quo for this child in particular. Either way it is 1000 percent sure that this has happened many, many times before.
at first ross is like “god does this dude ever stop singing” with turps but then he realises that hes being a massive hypocrite. when he first sees honeydew his first reaction is probably something along the lines of “oh my god hes so small i wanna hug him”
trott thinks honeydew is rlly cool but mostly because he finally has somebody to complain about being short with. first time he met turps he was probably drunk as fuck so he has no idea what his first impressions of turps were (probably “jfc this dude is loud”)
when smiffy and honeydew first met smiff had probably only heard the word “dwarf” twice in his life. he was so confused. he didnt say anything about it while he was talking to honeydew but afterwards he went up to trott like “HE WAS SMALL LIKE YOU BUT HE WASNT A WALRUS? HE WAS ORANGE??” and trott had to explain shit to him. as for turps, his opinion basically shifted from “whos this joker?” to “you are now my best friend” within the space of 10 minutes
you know that unexplainable sickish feeling where youre not really sick and you dont really have a headache but you just feel wrong and you cant get comfortable or find something that youre really into but you kinda feel too ill to sleep or eat its like your body saying “i dont know what i want you to do but this isnt it”
hello friends this is depression/anxiety and it fucking sucks