dajo42:

hey there delilah what’s it like in new york city i’m a thousand miles away but girl tonight you look so pretty yes you do

i installed a camera in your room

i’m watching you

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21-22 caps of Hermione Granger

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vvorldwideweb:

i do this really cute thing where i read your message then forget to reply

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burgrs:

baddogsrus:

burgrs:

if u smash snails on purpose ur a fuckin piece of shit they are tiny cuties trying 2 get somewhere as fast as they can pls help them out 

um excuse me have you ever had a garden because those fuckers will fuck your shit up i mean they totally ruined an entire row of my broccoli plants in one night i am not even fucking around about my broccoli fuck snails 

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why are clothes so expensive like i want a jacket not another limb

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Tony: Wait, you’re on that list? Are you above or below angry bees? 
Steve: Stark, so help me God, if you make one more wisecrack… 
Tony: Threat! Verbal threat! I feel threatened!

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nevvzealand:

what do u say to ur sister if she is crying????? are you having a CRISIS

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tumblr giveaway: my fat

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